var header="A man was driving down the road one day and saw the oncoming   car hit a rabbit. The man stopped to see how the bunny was.   The driver who hit the rabbit stepped out of the car, sprayed   the rabbit with something and all of a sudden, the rabbit   jumped up, waved, hopped a little ways down the road, waved   again, hopped to the edge of the forest, turned around, waved   again, then hopped into the forest not seen again.   The man was amazed. 'What did you spray him with??!'   The driver said ' It's a hair rejuvenator with a permanant   wave.'   ";document.write(header);//add the tag line 
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