Random clean joke, Another random joke
Sipping her drink, the
single girl leered and said, "Last Friday I went to my
boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the
other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had
on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels.
He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk
right then and there!"
The engaged woman giggled
and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got
home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black
mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was
so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants
to move up our wedding date!"
The married woman put her
glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made
arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I
took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best
perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black
garter belt, black
stockings and six-inch stilettos.
I finished it off with a
black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed
a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman,
what's for dinner?'"
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