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During a commercial airline flight a dead-heading pilot was
seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the
baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother
began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.
The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon disembarking,
he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various
baby-related impedimenta.
When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot
responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure
was hungry!"
Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her
pediatrician said nursing would help alleviate the pressure
in the baby's ears.
The Air Canada Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true
pilot fashion exclaimed, "And all these years, I've been
chewing gum!
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