Random adult joke, Another random joke
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was
working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took
a seat. She ordered up a Coors and sat there drinking
it for a while. Suddenly, the woman passed out cold
on the stool. The bartender had a sudden thought, and
so he cautiously looked around. Seeing that no one
was around, he closed up the bar, and took advantage
of the situation.
The next night, the bartender was again working the
late shift, but some of his friends stopped by, so he
told them about the previous night and his good time
with the blonde woman. All of a sudden, the blonde walks
in again. The bartender motions to his friends that
she is the same lady. The lady sits down at the bar
and orders another Coors. Eventually, she passes out.
The bartender closes up shop, and him and all of his
friends take turns.
The next night, the bartender is working the late shift.
His friends show up, with all of their friends, and
so there is a huge crowd in the bar. The woman walks
in again, orders a Coors, drinks it, and then passes
out. So, the bartender closes up shop, and everyone
has a turn.
The next night, even more people are waiting at the
bar. The woman walks in and orders a Budweiser.
The bartender, his plans foiled, asks, "You don't want
the usual?"
She looks at him and shakes her head. "No. Coors makes
my pussy sore."
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