Random clean joke, Another random joke
An American tourist was visiting a small village in Ireland
when there was a sudden gust of wind which blew his hat off
into the middle of a nearby pond.
Walking over to the village idiot, who was sitting beside
the pond, the tourist asked "Say, son, how deep is this pond?"
"Oh, only a few inches," replied the idiot.
After taking his shoes off and rolling his trousers up over
his knees, the tourist stepped into the pond to retrieve his
hat and, within a few seconds, was completely submerged in
the water. Swimming out to the middle of the pond he finally
reached his hat, and then struggled back to edge.
Climbing out, he turned to the village idiot and screamed,
"Hey you, I thought you said that pond was only a few inches
deep!"
"Well," shrugged the idiot, "the water only comes half way
up that duck over there."
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