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Random clean joke, Another random joke
Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog
chow for my loyal pet Angel the Wonder Dog and was in the
checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had...an elephant?
So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I
told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the
Purina Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in
the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before
I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you
feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I
was going to try it again (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my
story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I
stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a
car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart
attack he was laughing so hard.Wal-Mart won't let me shop
there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people, they have all the
time in the world to think of crazy things to say!
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