Random clean joke, Another random joke
A 75-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get
a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a sample tomorrow."
The next day the 75-year-old man reappears at the doctor's
office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and
empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explains:
"Well, doc, it's like this…First I tried with my right
hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand,
but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her
left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first
with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still
nothing. We even called up the lady next door and she
tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried
we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"
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