Random clean joke, Another random joke
Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring
the models.
One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls
in this catalog?'
The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And
look at the price!'
The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very
expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea!
Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the
catalog, I will get one too.'
Three weeks later, the one redneck asks his friend, 'Did
you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'
The other redneck replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long
now. I got her clothes yesterday!'
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