Random clean joke, Another random joke
One Irishman was downing them faster than usual when the man
on the barstool next to him said, "What's wrong?"
The first Irishman said, "I'm drinking to the memory of me
wife. She was a saint on earth. She went to church every
single morning, spent her days reading and quoting the
Scriptures, sang hymns and psalms all evening, filled our
house with religious statues and paintings, and invited
priests and nuns to dinner three times a week."
"She sounds like an angel," the second man commented, "I
suppose the good Lord took her early to Himself."
"No," the first Irishman replied. "I strangled her."
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