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|Random clean joke, Another random joke|
The husband had finished his book, "Man Of The House," by the time he
reached home. He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his
wife, pointing a finger in her face, he said, 'From now on, I want you
to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want
you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then you are going to
make love with me where, when and how I tell you to! Then, after that,
you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished
with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
His wife responded, 'The Funeral Director.'