Random clean joke, Another random joke
We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat
as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as
the feature was about to start a baby boomer from the center
of the row got up and started working her way out. 'Excuse
me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops,
excuse me.'
By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her
and I was a little impatient so I said, 'Couldn't you have
done this a little earlier?' 'No!!" she said in a loud
whisper, 'The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just
flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car.'
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