Random clean joke, Another random joke
Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near Duluth. They head
to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat
cage up dere.' says Sven.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay
for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up
and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Two Harbors.
At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and
says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.' He takes two birds out
of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the
cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom,
killing himself dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his
head and says: 'By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is
too dangerous for me.'
VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!
Moments later Knute who's been to the pet shop too, arrives
at the cliffs. He walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying
another paper bag and a shotgun. 'Hey, Ole. Vatch dis.' Knute
says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over
the edge of the cliff.
Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots
the parrot and continues to plummet down and down until he
hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes
his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
either.'
BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!!
Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends
when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is
carrying a paper bag and pulls out a chicken. Lars grasps
the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, and hurls
himself off the cliff and disappears down and down and
hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Ole shakes his head.... 'First der was Sven with
his budgie jumping, den Knute parrotshooting.,.and now Lars
hengliding.....'
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