Random clean joke, Another random joke
A man loses his hat, so he goes to church to steal one off of the
hat rack. When he gets there, the priest is giving his sermon on the
Ten Commandments. Something in the sermon gives the man a flash
of insight and, after mass, the man goes to confession to tell the priest
what he was going to do... Man: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
Father: Go ahead, son. Man: I lost my hat and I came to church today
to steal a hat off of the rack. Father: Is that so? Man: But then I heard
you talking about the Ten Commandments and I changed my mind.
Father: Really? My son, did you make this decision when I was discussing
the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal?' Man: No. It was when you
started talking about 'Thou shalt not commit adultery' that I remembered
where my hat was!
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