Random clean joke, Another random joke
A guy needs a job and decides to apply at
the zoo. As it happened, their star
attraction, a gorilla, had passed away
the night before and they had carefully
preserved his hide.
The zoo tells the guy that they'll pay him
well if he would dress up in the gorilla's
skin and pretend to be the gorilla so
people will keep coming to the zoo.
Well, the guy has his doubts, but he
needs the money, so he puts on the
skin and goes out into the cage.
The people all cheer to see him. He plays
up to the audience and they just eat it up.
This isn't so bad, he thinks and he starts
really putting on a show, jumping around,
beating his chest, roaring and swinging
around.
During one acrobatic attempt, though,
he loses his balance and crashes through
some safety netting, landing square in the
middle of the lion cage! As he lies there
stunned, the lion roars.
He's terrified and starts screaming,
'Help, Help, Help!'
The lion races over to him, places his
paws on his chest and hisses, 'You better
be quiet or we'll both lose our jobs!'
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