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A New York City family relocated to Miami. In their moving boxes was a mouse, and the mouse got out in their new home and found a place to stay.
In a week, the little mouse came out of his hole, and he heard, "Meow!" So he scurried back.
After another day, he came out again. And again, he heard, "Meow!" And again, he ran back.
But the next time he came out, he heard, "Arf! Arf!"
And so the little mouse said, "Oh, I can come out now!"
However, when the little mouse came out, a big black cat grabbed him by the throat, held him up to her face, and said,
"In Miami, all the fat cats are bi-lingual!"
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