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A college student is doing a research paper on pirates. He goes to the docks one day and finds a drunkard swarthy pirate laying at the edge of a pier. After a brief explaination he asks ” How did you lose your leg?”
The pirate responds “Yarrrr I was swimming in that thar sea and shark beet off my leg it did.”
“Wow….well what happened to your hand? You have a hook on it.”the student asks.
The old man replies ” I was burring my treasarr and a croc beet off me hand ..left me with this hook it did.”
“That’s horrible!” says the student, “So what happened to your eye?”
Pirate replies with ” A bird crapped in it.”
Puzzled the student asks ” You lost your eye because of bird crap!?”
The old pirate replies “Nar nar…twas me first day with me hook.”
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