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Joke Results For 'evil' clean jokes 3 of 6
A Texan dies and goes to hell. While down there the devil notices that
the Texan is not suffering like the rest. He checks the gauges and
sees that it's 100 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to
the Texan and asks why he's so happy.
The Texan says, 'I really like it here. The temperature is just like
Dallas in June.' The devil isn't happy with the Texan's answer and
decides to fix him, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to
120 degrees and the humidity to 90%.
After turning everything up he goes looking for the Texan. He finds
him standing around unbuttoning his shirt, just as happy as can be.
The devil quizzes the Texan again as to why he's so happy.
The Texan says, 'This is even better. It's like Houston in July.' The
devil, now really upset, decides to make the Texan really understand
that hell is no paradise. He walks over to the controls and turns the
heat up to 140 degrees and the humidity to 100%. "Now let's see what
the Texan is up to," he thinks.
So he goes looking for the Texan. The devil finds the Texan taking his
shirt off basking in the heat, even happier than before. The devil
can't figure it out. He asks the Texan why he's happy now. The Texan
replies, 'This is great, it's just like Brownsville in August.'
The devil says: 'That's it, I'll get this guy.' He walks over and
turns the temperature down to a freezing 25 degrees below zero.
'Now let's see what the Texan has to say about this,' the devil thinks
to himself. He looks around and finds the Texan jumping up and down
for joy.
'What are you so happy about now,' ask the devil. Still excited, the
Texan replies, 'The Rangers have finally won the world series.'
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