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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were
serious enough to take the trucking company responsible
for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's
fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. 'Didn't you
say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?', asked
the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, 'Well, I'll tell you what happened.
I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...'
'I didn't ask for any details,' the lawyer interrupted,
'just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene
of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'
Farmer Joe said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the
trailer and I was driving down the road...'
The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am
trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the
accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the
scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the
accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he
is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
By this time the judge was fairly interested in Farmer
Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear
what the man has to say.'
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, 'Well, as I was
saying, I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and
was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-
truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck
right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie
was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and
didn't want to move. However, I could hear ol' Bessie
moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape
just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a highway
patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning
and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked
at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the
eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his
gun in his hand and looked at me.'
He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot
her. How are you feeling?'
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