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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death
experience. Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8
days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a
tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color
and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she
might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the
hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed
by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said
I had another 43 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'
God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'
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