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Three cowboys buy tickets to the Olympics thinking the
tickets include airfare and entry to all events. When they
arrive at the Olympic Stadium, they discover their tickets
were for airfare only and can't get in. The first cowboy,
however, notices that all athletes are going in a side
gate, so he says to the other two, "Boys, I think I figured
out how we can get in." He strips to his shorts, grabs a
manhole cover, puts it under his armpit and as he gets to
the security guard at the athletes gate he says, "Nick,
Canadian, discus thrower." He gets in. The second cowboy
strips to his shorts, pulls out a fence post, puts it on
his shoulder and as he gets to the security guard he says,
"Mike, Canadian, pole vault." He gets in. The third cowboy
strips to his shorts, runs across a field and comes up to
the guard all cut up, bleeding and wrapped in
barbed wire and says, "Mark, Canadian, fencing."
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