Joke Results For 'psychic' clean jokes 2 of 3
Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball,
the mystic delivered grave news:
'There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt
- prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will
die a violent and horrible death this year.'
Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined
face, then at the single flickering candle, then down
at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose
herself.
She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's
gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:
'Will I be acquitted?'
Previous Joke Next Joke Random Joke |
