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A man owned a small farm in Indiana. The Indiana
State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was
not paying proper wages to his help and sent
an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much
you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm
hand who's been with me for three years. I
pay him $200 a week plus free room and board."
"The cook has been here for eighteen months,
and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and
board."
"Then there's the half-wit who works about
eighteen hours every day and does about 90%
of all the work around here. He makes about $10
per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy
him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He
also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit,"
says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
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