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Jesus is walking through the streets of Jerusalem when
he hears a great crowd gathering at a wall. All of
the people in the crowd are shouting irately and waving
stones at a poor prostitute by the name of Mary Magdeline.
Jesus approaches the crowd and asks, "What has this
soul done to deserve such a harsh fate?"
A man answers, "She has committed adultery, and by the
Law she must be killed!"
Jesus holds up his hand. "Let he among you who has
no sin cast the first stone."
The crowd suddenly falls silent, and people begin to
drop their stones and walk away from Mary. As people
are beginning to leave, one huge, jagged stone flies
out from the back of the crowd and hits Mary square
between the eyes, knocking Mary to the ground.
Jesus pushes his way through as he scans the crowd for
the assailant. He suddenly espies her and whines, "Mom
. . ."
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