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Tarzan and Jane were expecting their fourth child and were
pretty strapped for cash, so Tarzan decided to go into the
used-crocodile business. Monday morning he got up early,
shaved, put on his best loin cloth, swung down to the river,
and spent the whole day fighting, haggling over and hassling
with cranky crocs.
As dusk fell, a wan Tarzan swung back to the treehouse and
demanded, "Quick, Jane, a martini!" Tossing it back he
barked, "Another, Jane, on the double!" Gulping it down, he
held out his glass again. "One more, Jane."
"Aw, honey, don't you think you're overdoing it a bit?" she
chided gently.
"You don't understand, Jane... it's a jungle out there."
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