Friday Funnies - Funny Jokes - Funny!
|Random adult joke, Another random joke|
A gentleman staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card
offering sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.
Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft
voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.
The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow job, some missionary work,
a little doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with
a pearl necklace. What do you think?"
The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you
might like to press 9 first to get an outside line."