Friday Funnies - Funny Jokes - Funny!
|Random clean joke, Another random joke|
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly,
also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of
the evening persuading him to come work for him as
his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they
were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it-you'll
catch on again fast."
Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered
the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the
general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the
bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said, "OK,
sweetheart, it's back to the village for you."