Friday Funnies - Funny Jokes - Funny!
|Random clean joke, Another random joke|
I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina
pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering
from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and
phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was
followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and
hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a
while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides
gastritis,rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis. I don't know
how I pulled through it. It was the hardest spelling test
I've ever had.