Friday Funnies - Funny Jokes - Funny!
|Random clean joke, Another random joke|
The car was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for
speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several
machetes in the car. 'What are those for?' she asked suspiciously.
'I'm a juggler,' the man replied. 'I use those in my act.'
'Well, show me,' the officer demanded.
The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them;
first three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time,
overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling
show in the breakdown lane and amazing the officer.
Just then, another car passed by. The driver did a double
take, and said, 'My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the
sobriety test they're giving now'.