Friday Funnies - Funny Jokes - Funny!
|Random clean joke, Another random joke|
My better half and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
'Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on
some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
So, she got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.