Friday Funnies - Funny Jokes - Funny!
|Random clean joke, Another random joke|
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself
surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon
surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself,
'Oh God, I'm screwed.'
The sky darkens and a voice booms out, 'No, you are
NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash
in the head of the chief standing in front of you.'
So with the stone he bashes the life out of the chief.
Standing above the lifeless body, breathing heavily
looking at 100 angry natives...
The voice booms out again, 'Okay ..... NOW you're screwed.'